Processor Press looks like a newspaper on purpose. The masthead, sections, and “Popular News” list are part of the joke: a fake broadsheet for invented stories.
Sections such as World, Politics, Business, Sports, and Entertainment are labels for satire, not beats staffed by reporters. City “desks” (Sydney, Melbourne, London, and the rest) are the same joke: fictional columnists, not correspondents in those places.
What this site is not
It is not a newsroom and does not employ correspondents.
It is not a source of facts, forecasts, or medical, legal, or financial advice.
It does not endorse advertisements that may appear beside the copy.
It does not claim interviews, leaks, or documents mentioned in a story are real.
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Use this form for corrections to the satire notice, privacy questions, or other site issues — not to “tip” fictional stories.