Advertising
Advertise with Processor Press
Display banners only, next to clearly labelled satire. We do not run pop-unders, push alerts, or native ads that look like stories.
What we sell
- Desktop leaderboard (728×90), tablet (468×60), and phone banner (320×50)
- In-feed rectangle (300×250) in section grids
- Desktop rails (160×600 and 160×300)
Slots pick a size that fits the reader’s screen. We will not stretch or crop a creative.
What we will not run
- Pop-unders, push notifications, or autoplay sound
- Ads dressed up as Processor Press reporting
- Anything that undercuts the satire notice on every page
Related: advertising terms and the privacy policy.
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Send sizes, dates, and a contact. This form is for advertising only — editorial tips for fictional stories are not needed.