Saturday, 19 September 2026

Processor Press

A newspaper of fiction and humour.

All stories are fiction. About the paper →

Advertising

Advertise with Processor Press

Display banners only, next to clearly labelled satire. We do not run pop-unders, push alerts, or native ads that look like stories.

What we sell

  • Desktop leaderboard (728×90), tablet (468×60), and phone banner (320×50)
  • In-feed rectangle (300×250) in section grids
  • Desktop rails (160×600 and 160×300)

Slots pick a size that fits the reader’s screen. We will not stretch or crop a creative.

What we will not run

  • Pop-unders, push notifications, or autoplay sound
  • Ads dressed up as Processor Press reporting
  • Anything that undercuts the satire notice on every page

Related: advertising terms and the privacy policy.

Talk to the desk

Send sizes, dates, and a contact. This form is for advertising only — editorial tips for fictional stories are not needed.